X-Men Origins: Wolverine Quick review

Must use ...bathroom so... bad... To flush this crap down.

Must use ...bathroom so... bad... To flush this crap down.

Did it stick to the story line from the comics/cartoon? No.

Was the replacement “original” storyline good? Terrible.

Brief plot- A love affair between Wolverine and someone who had nothing to do with the actual story of Wolverine. So long for deathstrike (She was killed in the second movie and was not a cyborg)

Did Wolverine and Sabertooth beat the shit out of each other? Yes, at least they got this part right.

Did they add in random characters? Yes, they added a role for Will.I.am … no idea why?

Acting overall: The acting was alright, but the characters overall matched nothing like that of it’s original.

Play This gives X-Men Origins: Wolverine 0 burritos out of 5. How can they create a movie called X-men origins if this comes nowhere close to its origin? That and Gambit was only in the film for 10 minutes and was sporting a terribly fake french accent.

Don’t waste your money for the theater, not even renting it. Wait for this piece of trashmo to hit HBO or FX.

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