Brandy the crazy eBay saleswoman strikes again!

Yesterday I posted a series of e-mails that went back and forth between myself and a saleswoman on eBay. As a quick recap if you don’t want to read through them (pretty funny and might as well check it out – Check out part 1 here) I purchased a very cheap pair of ear bud headsets for my iPhone from her and it broke in a week. I left a neutral, not a negative, but neutral review stating, “Get what you pay for, broke in a week”. Brandy then felt the need to pursue a change of review form from me in exchange for a bribe.. or 3 pairs of her crappy ear buds.I simply told her I didn’t want to change the review and her product stunk – she then wrote me two pages of b.s. I guess trying to persuade me into changing my review still in exchange for garbage. Now it seems she thinks she is a part of a special eBay underground market that controls all of the eBay sellers. She also thinks she has blacklisted me from eBay, little does she know that I too am an eBay seller and know very well that this does not exist.  Although I must say these very e-mails of her insanity should one-up her bogus threat and let her potential buyers know what a nutjob she is. Now I’m not telling you to not purchase items from her, please do, but make sure your terrorize her as well.

For my safetys sake I’ve removed my eBay user name, although it really isn’t hard to find, but meh.

Brandy the crazy eBay saleswoman – Sent to me October 15

All other dates are on the e-mails

Note that all e-mails are in reverse order from which they were received. The newest will be directly below this. All personal comments from EvO will be in red.

For some odd reason Brandy feels she can lie about a dead fiance to have me feel bad. Sadly for her, I have found her myspace page that she so readily posted on each of her sale pages, which says she is in a relationship and has no dead fiance. Her Myspace page (Click me) also states that she is in a relationship with “Mike” who she <3′s. Lets read a few passages from her Myspace status updates shall we? This is also the second e-mail I received this morning from her. Must of had to take a smoke break. Also I’m not sure what a “peron” is but I think she may have meant peon and also may very well play World of Warcraft to much.

“Brandy ♥’s Michaelwants to get drunk tonight”

“Brandy ♥’s Michaelis regretting some things, I just dont get how even family can fuck you over in the worst way and not even care the littlest bit….”

“Brandy ♥’s MichaelStill no money or a phone call from Jason. DONT let him borrow shit if u expect to get it back. He will rip off even his own family”

“Brandy ♥’s Michaelneeds to get high” EvO’s personal favorite

“Brandy ♥’s MichaelFucking with this myspace shit

Mood:Still high ”

Dear REMOVED,

Dear Buyer,
I am writing just to let you know due to your rude and inconciderate tone and actions, we have gone ahead and put you on our blocked buyer list. As we are a top rated seller and also a power seller in under 3 months this may mean a lot. As we give this out over 350,000 bad buyer/seller fraud list to thousands of sellers each month. Lots of these sellers will block you automatically so if you come accross a lot of blocked sellers do not worry they just trust us as MOST do. We have included your rude remarks and we show how mo matter what YOU are a pain in the butt and not many sellers like to deal with people like you. We offered every possible way to fix the issue you had but you just complain and complain…Im glad I do not work at your local grocery they must hate when you come in. This list is also sold on our ebay for only .01 cents so we sell tons of these as well. We have added your name to the bad/fraudulant buyer list as a feedback problem (someone who may not fully understand the feedback system or someone that uses the system to get free stuff are in this list) we have added you becasue you are a problem buyer. We have your name on 2 other lists from other sellers already! Usually we do not sell to people that are on ANY list but still did and of course just as we were warned you caused problems. I am also happy to tell you that I do not care how much you think other buyers need to be aware of our products, OBVIOUSLY by our feedback others do not think the products we sell are as cheap as you say, and you are a buyer who leaves bad feedback just to get free things out the deal. NO MATTER WHAT you are added to this list and the list will go out EVERY monday to 4,000 just in our ebay friend list and every other monday to the other 350,000 ebayers that are signed up at our community web site for bad sellers and buyers. Thanks and have a great day. Remember we want you to be happy and we tried everything, you just like problmes, gossip girl type

- mnbs_everything4less2009

This imaginary blacklisting from eBay sellers not only is bogus, but just plain doesn’t exist. Sure she may very well have some sort of connections to other eBay sellers who sell bad products, but when it comes down to it there is a good chance I don’t want those. Furthermore I’m also an eBay seller and know very well to what extent you can ban and block people on there. Generally you can’t do a thing but deny a person from buying only your product as result of poor ratings. In addition I would also like to point out she is not a power seller and also has sold very few items in comparison to actual power sellers on eBay.

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From: REMOVED
To: mnbs_everything4less2009
Subject: You’ve received an answer to your question about item Earbuds for Ipod, PSP, All MP3-MP4 players w/3.5mm jack
Sent Date: Oct-14-09 21:08:45 PDT

Dear mnbs_everything4less2009, Don’t worry Brandy I won’t buy your garbage again. Have a nice evening! - REMOVED

This is the only other e-mail I’ve sent her after her insane ranting, yet she continued on with two additional e-mails. I clearly stated I don’t want to buy anymore of her garbage and in return she lied about trying to blacklist me, something about her being a peon and me being rude.

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From: mnbs_everything4less2009
To: elliotv13
Subject: You’ve received an answer to your question about item Earbuds for Ipod, PSP, All MP3-MP4 players w/3.5mm jack
Sent Date: Oct-14-09 20:02:01 PDT

Dear REMOVED, SOOOOO soon already back up now think about what you ahve said obviously you are not right about us and the item we sent you was a complete accident being broken in a week. Like I said this is not a common issue with these and you could have just asked for a refund and you would have gotten 1. Anyway that is all please do not buy from us again. If you do we will ahve to report to ebay and take actions for harrassment. Thanks have a great night. I really would have taken any action to make you happy but you never gave us the chance. Have a great night and holiday season. - mnbs_everything4less2009

The latest e-mail sent to crazy Brandy as of this morning: Oct. 15

Dear Brandy,

Brandy I wrote you a one sentence e-mail, how on earth did you manage to go off on such a ranting tangent? Anywho, I don’t mind if you block me as I’ve already stated I don’t want your garbage products anymore. Furthermore I don’t appreciate you continuously lying to me and turning me into you own person ranting box. If you have anger issues, which your Myspace page clearly shows, perhaps you should pursue kickboxing or yoga. You are not a powerseller, as there is no powerseller logo on your eBay site. Also for you to even try saying there is this magical group that sends around blacklist notices of certain users is completely bogus and rather humors. I as well am an eBay seller and know very well what practices can and are provided to us. Your empty threats are ridiculous at best, but I find it incredibly funny anyways. So go ahead put me on this magical blacklist of buyers, which supposedly I’m already on even though I have perfect reviews and ratings from every single other person.

In response to your other e-mail I would like to say your continuous use of personal information is unneeded and clearly fake as your Myspace page states you are in a relationship with “Brandy ♥’s Michael needs to get high” You also probably shouldn’t put things up about getting high when you are trying to run your own business. Unless it’s a head shop or your selling greatful dead and hippie stuff people will tend to think anything purchased from you will just go towards your use of drugs. Perhaps if you didn’t smoke so much weed you would have a better education and a real job, not selling garbage on eBay. Maybe you sell weed too, but that’s your deal.

I’m not quite sure what you are saying here, “I am not a weaker peron than you as it seems you try to be the comanding…” but I don’t believe we are playing World of Warcraft here. Perhaps you believe you are a peon and in some imaginary world of wizards and warriors, but that’s not where I live. Also I would like to say I’ve not once changed your words around, maybe you are speaking some elvish/startrek/starwars thing that I’m unfamiliar with, but last I checked I speak proper English and the things you say to look dumb are your own fault. The more use randomly CAPITALIZE things and are unable to even spell commanding makes me wonder how you can even function on a daily basis.

When you say, “then you try and tell us we said things that we NEVER said…JUST ANNOYING thanks for the neutral anyway, ALSO WHAT type of ignorant person buys something then leaves bad feedback stating GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!! Your actually complaining about getting what you pay for?? Arent you suppose to get what you pay for. That is not reason to leave neutral but all reason to leave positive. You dont make sence at all! I would be happy if I got what I paid for, Plus You broke the item no matter what you say it was not used for a week and al of a sudden falls apart!! HAHA yeah right so full of it.”

I gave you a neutral review Brandy, not a negative one. Do you know what a neutral review is for? It’s when you receive a product you are not happy with, but it was as described. I was nice enough to only give you a neutral review rather than negative, simply because I didn’t want to deal with you shipping me more of your poor quality products. Also it would have been dumb for me to send you back the broken earbud headsets as it would have cost just as much as the item itself.

This statement however is just awkward and you probably shouldn’t tell such nasty lies, as your Myspace page clearly shows you are in a relationship. If you were so grief stricken over this, “Just want to let you nkow how big you look talking all kinds of crap to a 21yr old female single mother as my fiance died 1 yr ago yesterday.” You probably wouldn’t be in a relationship.

Lastly I would like to say you made my day using the “NO BUSINESS FOR YOU.” line at the end of your e-mail. Your reference to the No Soup For You from Seinfeld is supreme! Clearly you watch Gossip Girls as well and I can only imagine how much further this retards you.

Like I said before Brandy, I don’t want your poor quality products and your e-mails are getting more and more ridiculous with each addition. You should have left this issue alone, but instead you made it personal and awkward. Hopefully you will learn how to talk to customers in the future, although I would think after people read the crazy things you have said on the two Websites that your e-mails have been posted, you probably won’t have many more.

with love,

REMOVED