Please let this site just be an awkward joke.
WTF presents, redneck themed Websites! With your host, Steve. With video too!
Honestly words can’t describe the odd nature of “Steve’s Tours, but the site alone is worth looking at. It’s like taking a peak into the small mountain town I once worked in as the editor of a newspaper. Hilljacks are scary people, hell just checkout the video below, but the site seems to be a parody of itself; hopefully.
Just as a small taste, a section devoted to marital advice states, “Hey everyone, just some quick Marital Advice for ya all. If your leavin’ town for a tour with Steve’s Tours, make sure ya pick up some nice scotch so when my buddy Dave comes over to bang your wife he’s got someting nice to drink. Remember whatever Dave does, you don’t have to. In the end it leaves more time for fishing. Regardless if you have some problems with yer wife, I’ll be setting up an e-mail address where you can reach me, Steve for some help. I know the ladies, so the advice will be good. Go ask the whores and they’ll tell ya, Steve is silky smooth.”
Remember whatever Dave does, you don’t have to.
So be sure to check out Steve’s Tours for whatever the hell he actually gives tours of. Also bring your shotgun and beer.
The Coors Lite just went down, the Coors Lite just went down!
