He stole my Nature Vally Bar
Clearly we have no real news, aside from AT&T screwing up iPhone 4 pre-orders.
It’s a slow news week and I happen to be far from DC, so it works out well.
These little groundhog things run a muck here, so much that they could care less that people walk up to them. I attempted to give the little guy a piece of my Nature Valley bar, but the d-bag stole the whole thing. This leads me to believe he is in fact related to the groundhog from Caddy Shack.
This story may or may not be embellished. Wait, Caddy Shack’s groundhog was a puppet?! There goes my childhood.
