Inconsistent information, spelling errors and delayed notices

DC Metro, better known as WMATA, is infamous for essentially everything, but more so their poor communication.

At 1:18 p.m. a woman jumped in front of the WMATA green line at Mt. Vernon Sq/7th St-Convention Center Metrorail station. It took WMATA nearly 40 minutes to relay this information to their first response, which is Twitter. An hour later a full preliminary response from their the metro Website was finally released.

Shortly after WMATA noted the “trapped” female under the green line train, @DCfireems stated that the jumper was in fact stuck under the train. At no point did the metro make note of this tragic addition or even state it in their preliminary report.

WMATA is also under scrutiny for the recent withholding of information when a woman was raped and car jacked, but it took over a month for them to release any information. The result of their terribly delayed response? The man who was arrested shortly after the initial report was found with a 13-year-old girl who was also raped. WMATA’s excuse was that they were to busy with all of the incidents that occurred during the blizzard. You know, that blizzard where a majority of the metro system wasn’t even working.

What do you think of the nation’s capitol metro system? Do you feel they should also be charging their riders additional money as proposed, while cutting services?

For real news on WMATA, visit UnSuckDCMetro

Please let this site just be an awkward joke.

WTF presents, redneck themed Websites! With your host, Steve. With video too!

Honestly words can’t describe the odd nature of “Steve’s Tours, but the site alone is worth looking at. It’s like taking a peak into the small mountain town I once worked in as the editor of a newspaper. Hilljacks are scary people, hell just checkout the video below, but the site seems to be a parody of itself; hopefully.

Just as a small taste, a section devoted to marital advice states, “Hey everyone, just some quick Marital Advice for ya all. If your leavin’ town for a tour with Steve’s Tours, make sure ya pick up some nice scotch so when my buddy Dave comes over to bang your wife he’s got someting nice to drink. Remember whatever Dave does, you don’t have to. In the end it leaves more time for fishing. Regardless if you have some problems with yer wife, I’ll be setting up an e-mail address where you can reach me, Steve for some help. I know the ladies, so the advice will be good. Go ask the whores and they’ll tell ya, Steve is silky smooth.”

Remember whatever Dave does, you don’t have to.

So be sure to check out Steve’s Tours for whatever the hell he actually gives tours of. Also bring your shotgun and beer.

The Coors Lite just went down, the Coors Lite just went down!

Still looking for that awesome love poem for your nerd or perhaps snowed in? The perfect solution for both!

Nom Nom Nom bacon…

Tactical Bacon

How about an awesome love poem for your nerd. *Note: If you are a nerd, do not give this to your counterpart as they will not get it.

Nerd Love

ThinkGeek really does know the way to a nerds heart.

Sweet spaceship, man.

Who wouldn’t want to buy a $10,000 spaceship tree house?Woot deals has provided an offer that any sci-fi lover must have, a $10,000 spaceship that up to four adults can sleep in.

The pictures tell this story, but it’s clear someone is just a bit off their rocker.

Sweet blow up doll.

The newest addition to Play This under our evil category is a new live Twitter stream of crazy shit “The Andy” says. Just go to the following link to read the crazy shit he says all to often. Tuna VS The Andy. The feed is protected so any who want’s to get a live stream of the insanity just send a request.

Later today we will be posting an e-mail correspondence between us and a terrible eBay seller. They essentially bribed us to resubmit a feedback for to give them positive status on a terrible product. Check back later and we will continue to update it.

Sent in from anon.

A new WTF moment.